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I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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