Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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