Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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