I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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