You're so nebulous sometimes
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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