why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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