Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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