you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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