We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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