I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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