ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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