Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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