is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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