Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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