she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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