so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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