dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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