Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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