we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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