Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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