plz talk dirty to me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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