Im at strip club and am horny
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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