I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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