I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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