It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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I'm at about main and main street
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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