your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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