i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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