I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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