Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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