Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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