sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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