she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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