He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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