Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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