they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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