But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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