AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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