and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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