so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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