Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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