I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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