I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I don't deserve a penis
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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