UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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