Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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