FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He shit in the fireplace
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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