What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize