I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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