Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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