Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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