I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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